husband

Dear Husband, I Love You, But You’re Kind Of A Slob

Dear Husband, I love you. I do, really, even though you’re currently making me crazy, I know you’re a good guy, that’s why I married you. So, I’m staring at a pile of your dirty laundry, on the floor, two feet from the laundry basket, and I’m not gonna lie, it’s making me a little stabby. […]

Sanctimommies

The Sanctimommies’ Guide to Raising Respectful Children

I was in the grocery store yesterday, picking up some organic produce, and I witnessed something absolutely horrific. The mother in front of me in the checkout line had a small child, maybe two or three years old, and the child was having the worst tantrum I have ever seen. I watched in horror as the […]

mom-friend

I Don’t Want To Be Your Mom-Friend

Hi Regina, I’m writing in response to the ten emails about Ladies Night at TGIFriday’s. Sorry I didn’t respond the first nine times, there was a swarm of angry bees and I couldn’t get a good WiFi signal. Unfortunately, I won’t be able to make it to TGIFriday’s this week, or your Let’s Get Lit candle party next […]

adults behaving

Child-Like Behavior Leads To Arrest After Road-Rage Incident

The day I was arrested started out like any other day. I was the third car in line as I waited at a stop light during my morning commute. When the light finally turned green the guy in front remained motionless in his Ford Focus. Honking irrupted almost immediately, in an attempt to move the stationary […]